My Poetic Linked-In Recommendation

My friend Matt asked me for a LinkedIn recommendation the other day. Instead of writing the usual prosaic "Matt is an outstanding manager who puts up great sales numbers while keeping his bitches in line," I wrote him this semi-fictitious poem:

'Twas at Dunkin' Donuts where I first worked with Matt
He'd prep the dough, then I'd fry it in fat.
For 2 years we worked thus, all sweaty and rank,
'Til one day we quit and went to work at the bank.

He was the PB, and I was the J.
One day I got robbed, and Matt saved the day!
The robber had come to take all my cash
But Matt said, "No way! That's Com Fed Bank's stash!"
Ere the robber could brandish his weapon (a gun),
Matt shot the guy, his Taser on "stun."

So not only is Matt a great man of banking,
But his stature's beyond any measure or ranking.
He's smart and determined and works all weekend,
But no matter what, he's there as a friend.

SEO Attempt Backfires

Yesterday, in an effort to improve Janna's PageRank, I submitted her website to Photolinks, and that's just great, except that her listing at that site has now replaced her #1 rank when you Google Minneapolis Photo Stylist. Damn!

Search Engine Optimization (SEO)

Uncle James imparted his SEO wisdom unto me and it helped move Janna's photo stylist website to the top of the heap when you search for "minneapolis photo stylist" (without quotes). Now I'm trying to increase her Google PageRank by including it in this wonderful blog. I'm going to try to get Janna to start a blog, also, since she's been toying with the idea of becoming a famous celebrity interviewer.

I Swear I'll Get Around to Writing Something About Cognos 8 One of These Days

Funny how I described this blog as having something to do with Cognos 8, and I have yet to write anything about that yet. I just finished writing most of an SDK application, though. Perhaps I'll write about that some day. Have a nice one!

Made a website last weekend

It wasn't a huge deal or anything, but I finally got version 2 of Janna's website up and running. I wanted to keep it very simple, as I was only using Notepad and PhotoShop, and I wanted to be certain that it would be browser-independent. By the way, Janna is a photo stylist specializing in wardrobe, props, and room sets. Have a nice day and check out her site: www.jannachin.com.

How to Format Your MicroSD Card In Your LG Chocolage vx8550

1. Put the card into the phone.
2. Menu, 6, *, 3
3. Options -> Format.
4. Enter Phone Lock Code: ???? ... The Phone Lock Code is the last four digits of your phone number, unless you've changed it, then I don't know how to get it.

Have a nice day.

My Best Man Toast for John

John Moonkeun Park
Medical Doctor!
Your mama's so proud,
I think that you shocked her!

And today you got married
Just like me and my wife.
Let me tell you it's crazy
and it goes on for life!

And speaking of wives,
Who's this one that you picked?
Just how did you meet her,
This Anna Trauernicht?

I don't know her too well,
But I trust your judgment
That she's pretty and sweet
Like candy and fudgement.

So bring on the wine
And keep up the laughter
Let's see Anna and John
Live happily ever after.